I wasn't sure what to make for dinner tonight, but I had a couple of hours to make a "real" meal, so at 3:00, I pulled this "Pork Loin Center Loin Roast" out of my freezer. It was a cheap roast I bought months ago (apparently back in January) and tonight was as good a night as any to cook it.
The package instructions were, well, not actually instructions on how to cook the pork. The sticker was just a reminder to "cook thoroughly", to "keep refrigerated until ready to use", and to "wash hands after handling raw meat".
So I had to look this one up. Fortunately, I own a "Betty Crocker Cookbook" (purchased in my early days of wedded bliss, in other words, a long time ago). This cookbook does not contain just recipies; it's a guide for how to cook, and has helpful things, like, how to cook a pork roast. There are actually several approved methods; I went with the fastest one, which only required 30 minutes per pound. Since this was a 2.5 pound roast, that would require an hour and fifteen minutes. If I put it in the oven now, it'd be done at only 4:15, which would be too early. Luckily for me, it was frozen solid. I thawed it using the "thaw" feature on my microwave, which is no easy feat considering that my microwave's time display is broken and I have to carefully push each button or 30 seconds could become 300 and I wouldn't know it until I burned whatever I was trying to heat. Somehow, I thawed the pork successfully, and at 3:20, I put it in the oven.
The only problem with this method was a personal one: I wanted brownies for dessert. I already had a pack of brownie mix (Pillsbury extra thick, on sale a few weeks ago at $1.50 a box). Unfortunately, they have to cook for 40 minutes at 350 degrees. If I put them in after the roast was done, they would be too hot to eat at "dessert time". If I put them in before the roast, then dinner would be delayed. Plus, I'd already put the roast in.
I also added some generic "chocolate-flavored chips" to half. Notice, I didn't say "chocolate chips". That's because these are not chocolate chips. I bought them in error and would simply throw them out if my upbringing allowed for such wastefulness. It does not. So I put them on the brownies thinking "the kids will eat them". They did, by the way.
So you may have noticed my roast was cut into three pieces up there. There's a reason for that. I baked it for the first 30 minutes at 450. Then, because thinner meat bakes faster, I sliced it into three pieces, lowered the oven temp to 350, and baked the brownies for 40 minutes. Then, I pulled them out, put the oven temp back up to 450, and cooked it for an additional 40 minutes. It did cook all the way through, although I nuked it 3 minutes for good measure ("cook thoroughly"), and I would not recommend changing the oven temp partway through.
Now that's what I call a hot mess. |
In all honesty, I only did it for the brownies (and might I add: totally worth it).
And they really, really liked the brownies.
So our total cost for tonight was: $5.85 for the pork, $2 for the broccholi, $1.50 for the brownie mix, and probably $0.50 for "extras" = $9.85
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